Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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