I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
That's intense
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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