Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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