Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
