There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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We left the knife in your bed.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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