Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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