he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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