Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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