Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just want to make out with him forever
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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