God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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