Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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