Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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