i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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