So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
God, I missed his penis.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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