my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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