It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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