Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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