JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
