I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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