there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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