The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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