Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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