no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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