sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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