We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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