either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize