did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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