so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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