She's JV to your varsity
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He felt like a one man threesome
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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