Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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