did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The maid of honor just puked.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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