How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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