Please, let me fuck your mom
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
where am i from again
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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