Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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