I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So much rum. So many feels.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
