Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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