i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
These tits shall not be calmed
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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