So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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