they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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