I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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