who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
