Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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