careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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