birth control should be required to get into college
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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