I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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I need moral support for this bender
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
you never un-have a 4some
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.