At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.