The best revenge is premature balding
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Your penis caused this!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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