I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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