whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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