Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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