Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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