what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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