oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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