I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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