you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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