Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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