You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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